“The reason you should go to Las Vegas is because, for only the second time, the second time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It’s back! And you have the opportunity to see it before it turns to salt.” (Lewis Black)
“If the flight to Las Vegas is any indication of what my stay here is going to be like, I am terrified” I was rolling my suitcase through McCarran International Airport and making a story for Instagram. The worst flight I’ve ever had didn’t include turbulence or lost luggage, but a lot of drunk youngsters going to Sin City who started to party a little too early, right before the take-off, to be precise. (By the way, look at me saying “youngsters” to describe people who might be a year younger than me if not my own age. That’s how you know you are getting old, right?)
“Hey girl! We are going to the swimming pool in Caesar’s Palace and then having a party in our suite in Bellagio! You should come!” screamed the girl behind me loud enough for the whole plane to hear. Oh no, she wasn’t talking to me, she was talking over my head to the girl directly in front of me. Maybe I could also get an invitation if I wasn’t a judgmental b. and didn’t roll my eyes the entire duration of the flight while the woo-girls were drinking, wooing – as the woo-girls do – and discreetly smoking marijuana. Why was I so annoyed? We were flying to Las Vegas. If anything, they were supposed to be annoyed with me, grandma Yulia.
Las Vegas was everything I expected it to be and nothing like it at the same time. I imagined the center of the city with casinos and hotels to be like Times Square, a small concentrated area of blink-blink where you can get around easily. The Strip, Las Vegas’ most touristy street, turned out to be 4 miles long. Walking from hotel to hotel could take hours.
I pictured Las Vegas to be over the top and tacky which it totally was. But at times, you could see true elegance and style. And if you were to leave the Strip, “simplicity” would be the word to describe the surroundings.
I thought Sin City would be louder. The first time I stepped on Las Vegas Boulevard I couldn’t believe how quiet it was. Maybe because all the fun happens inside, and the hotels don’t let you leave. It took me 30 minutes to find the exit from MGM on the first day. I was so happy to finally walk outside and breath fresh air I didn’t realize the street took me right back to MGM only 10 minutes later. All the roads lead to casinos?
I assumed locals don’t set foot on the Strip, that, just like true New Yorkers stay away from Times Square, Las Vegas locals would steer clear from casinos and gambling. Then I met my Airbnb host who went to play poker every night during my stay in the city and returned at four in the morning.
I knew there’s more to Las Vegas than the Strip. I didn’t know I would really like it. The Uber driver who took me for breakfast away from the Strip smelled of weed and kept telling me how he loved Las Vegas because you could do anything there. “Anything… like what?” I was confused. “Anything!” that was as much clarification as he was going to give me. “But you can do anything… anywhere… Am I missing something?” I didn’t say that last one out loud. I got out of the car in Main Street to explore the non-touristy parts of Las Vegas and see how far I could push my luck in doing “anything”.
But three days went by and I didn’t really do “anything”… you know “anything” in the sense my Uber driver gave to this word. I didn’t get drunk and embarrass myself in front of strangers. I didn’t lose thousands of dollars, not even hundreds. I lost a ridiculous amount of $14 which was more than covered by my husband’s win.
The whole time I felt that I wanted to see Las Vegas, but I didn’t want to participate in it, if it makes sense. I wanted to watch it unfold in front of me like a performance, but in no way did I wish to take part in the show, not as one of the artists, not even as one of the spectators pulled randomly onto the stage.
Anywhere else I always jump head first into the busy crazy unfamiliar life of the new city. In Las Vegas, it felt strange not to want to do that. But it would feel even stranger if I did. I guess I had a concerned face thinking of it while walking on the Strip, because a passerby looked at me and said: “Smile! You are in Las Vegas!” “I am in Las Vegas, damn it!” I thought to myself. I smiled back at the guy and went into the dimly lit casino to burn through my $14 on slot machines.
Streets and Eats is a series of posts about places that I visited only briefly. I don’t feel knowledgeable enough to write a full guide, but I still want to share my best finds. Look at it as a freestyle visual guide to the city that will, hopefully, inspire your visit and give you a few random ideas of what to see and where to eat!
PS. After writing this post I realized that the only pictures taken on the Strip are the first 3 pictures. I guess I was more infatuated by off-the Strip-experience.
Tip: for tips on how to do Las Vegas on a budget check out this post by Venga, Vale, Vamos.
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AUTHOR: YULIA DYUKOVA
Yulia is a Russian food and travel blogger who found home first in Sri Lanka for 3 years, then in Brazil for a year and is currently based in Austin, Texas. She is the kind of person who starts a research of the new country by googling “what to eat in…” instead of “what to visit in…” Yulia is a self-proclaimed “food nerd” who will spend hours reading on the origins of pecan pie before trying it and who doesn’t consider waiting in line of 50 people to get a cronut a waste of time. She finds it hard to keep her delicious findings to herself and that is the reason why this blog exists.