25 Pictures That Will Make You Wish You Were at Texas Monthly BBQ Fest

What If I said that you can have Franklin’s famous fatty brisket without waiting in line for four hours, then get your hands on the juiciest pork ribs of your life from Snow’s without having to wait till Saturday and drive all the way to Lexington, and afterwards try pretty much every exceptionally great BBQ in the state of Texas? Side note: all of the above doesn’t include breaking space-time continuum.

Sounds like a dream of a delirious carnivore, doesn’t it? The explanation is much simpler than you think. Periodically, Texas Monthly magazine releases the list of top 50 BBQ joints in Texas which is a meat-lover’s Bible of sorts. The latest edition was released in May of 2017. In November, Texas Monthly organized their annual BBQ Fest bringing together 30 of the top 50 BBQ joints. As a contributing writer for the Austinot, I was one of the lucky attendees who got access to all-you-can-eat barbecue smoked by the most talented pitmasters in state.

While four thousand people were happily devouring some of the best brisket and sausage in the whole of Texas, here’s what my day (and, I assume, any other blogger’s day) at the Texas Monthly BBQ Fest looked like:

  1. Arrive at the festival and get freaked out by the amount of choices and people.
  2. Find a good strategy such as: start with the most famous BBQ restaurants like Snow’s and Franklin, proceed to the rest of the top 10 list, then everything else will follow.
  3. Run to Snow’s only to find another fifty people already in line.
  4. Realize your strategy is not as smart as you thought and get in the line.
  5. Take a picture of a pitmaster slicing brisket with a professional camera (for the blog).
  6. Take a picture of a pitmaster slicing brisket with a phone (for Instagram).
  7. Take a video of a pitmaster slicing brisket (for Instagram Stories).
  8. Try to attract attention of a pitmaster or pretty much anyone who’s willing to talk to record a short interview.
  9. Ask a few questions and understand the answers to only half of them because crowded festivals are not meant for meaningful conversations (nod and pretend you agree anyways).
  10. Hope you’ll get it later, on the recording (You won’t. You won’t get it).
  11. Finally, grab a sample platter of meats and sit down at a table.
  12. Take a picture of the platter too, because blogging is excruciatingly painful like that: you get to eat delicious food, but not until it’s cold and you are salivating.
  13. Eat the barbecue. Realize what being in heaven feels like.
  14. Put the leftovers in a box because it’s impossible to eat your own weight in BBQ in under four hours and you hate to throw out food. Feel like a complete idiot with your box of leftovers.
  15. Repeat steps 3 to 14 at another 29 BBQ stalls.

Do I wish I had more time to sit on the grass, listen to music, and eat my brisket hot like normal people do? Of course. But that means I wouldn’t ask legendary Tootsie Tomanetz, the pitmaster of Snow’s, how it feels to be the best of the best in Texas. I wouldn’t talk to dozens of other talented people from all over the state who prepare the food I love so much. And I wouldn’t take all these mouthwatering pictures to finally show my friends around the world why I keep obsessively talking about Texas BBQ.

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The view of Austin’s skyline from the Long Center, where Texas Monthly BBQ Fest 2017 took place
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Micklethwait Craft Meats showcasing their juicy brisket
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Micklethwait Craft Meats located in Austin made it to the top 10 on the Texas Monthly list this year

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Traditional Texas brisket from Stiles Switch BBQ and Brew
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Terry Black’s BBQ sample platter with brisket, bacon, and michelada sausage with pineapple tahini
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Sample platter from Truth Barbecue (Brenham, TX)
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Pork ribs from the #1 BBQ joint on the Texas Monthly list – Snow’s BBQ in Lexington
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Tootsie Tomanetz, legendary pitmaster of Snow’s BBQ, the best BBQ joint in Texas according to Texas Monthly

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Louie Mueller Barbecue (Taylor, TX) sample platter
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Cutting brisket at Louie Muller Barbecue (Taylor, TX)

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la Barbecue (Austin, TX) showcasing their brisket

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The man, the myth, the legend – Aaron Franklin of Franklin BBQ – slicing brisket

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That moment when I finally got a chance to sit on the grass and eat Franklin’s fatty brisket in peace

Texas Monthly BBQ Fest is an annual event. If these pictures truly made you wish you were there, plan your visit in 2018. Because let’s be honest, if you haven’t had Texas BBQ, have you even had BBQ?

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AUTHOR: YULIA DYUKOVA
Yulia is a Russian food and travel blogger who found home first in Sri Lanka for 3 years, then in Brazil for a year and is currently based in Austin, Texas. She is the kind of person who starts a research of the new country by googling “what to eat in…” instead of “what to visit in…” Yulia is a self-proclaimed “food nerd” who will spend hours reading on the origins of pecan pie before trying it and who doesn’t consider waiting in line of 50 people to get a cronut a waste of time. She finds it hard to keep her delicious findings to herself and that is the reason why this blog exists.

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